When most kids were young they played cops and robbers, I played frat and GDI's. TFM.

Posted by brotesque 1019 days ago

I'm drinking with CEO's and politicians at a Republican fundraiser and victory party. I have a glass of Blue Label and I'm talking to a judge. TFM.

Posted by Disciple of Lee 1019 days ago

Got arrested at BamaJam music festival for having a keg of Budweiser with a full draught system complete with CO2 and tap handle. Today in court I convinced the judge that the cop was a moron for arresting a 24 year old for having beer. The case got dismissed. TFM

Posted by Jeffratson Davis 1019 days ago

My summer job is being a nanny. I cook, clean, and watch kids. I know my place. TSM

Posted by War Damn Soristitute 1019 days ago

Told the GDIs that showed up to the party it wasn't half price sale at Rent-a-Center and kicked their asses out. TFM.

Posted by BROught to you by the letter F 1019 days ago

I throw sticks on the sidewalks just to watch GDI's fall on their skateboards. TFM.

Posted by General Lee 1019 days ago

RIP Ted Stevens. TFM.

Posted by John Quincy Fratams 1019 days ago

Cleaning staff told me it was $25 per bag of trash I left in the house. I told her to charge it to my tab. TFM

Posted by fratrick 1019 days ago

Your dad runs the wealthiest real estate company in the state, your uncle is the CEO of an oil company, and your other uncle is the coach of the New York Knicks. Family reunions are always one hell of a party. TFM.

Posted by Frat and a Half 1019 days ago

Walked in my 1:00pm class with a solo cup filled with crown and coke. TFM.

Posted by NPH 1019 days ago

I got a real estate license just to say I had a job when I graduated so my parents would quit bothering me. Realistically I just party, fish, and golf. TFM.

Posted by Frat and a Half 1019 days ago

I made better grades on my pledge tests than I did in my classes. TFM.

Posted by War Damn Sigma Chi 1019 days ago

Nailed the legacy of sorostitute that my father slammed back in the 70's. Top tier taste is hereditary. TFM

Posted by Fratt Damon 1019 days ago

My dad took away my gas card. Had to switch from Copenhagen to Grizzly. TFM

Posted by FarvaPhiPhi 1019 days ago

Just watched "Capitalism: A Love Story". I think Michael Moore should make more comedies like this. TFM

Posted by that guy 1019 days ago

Classes this semester include Golf, Beverage Management, and Investment Banking. TFM.

Posted by brofessional 1019 days ago

I call my interns Lloyd. TFM.

Posted by The Gold Standard 1019 days ago

I fully support Blackwater. TFM.

Posted by Dubbya 1019 days ago

Took a break from a Monday night slampiece to shotgun two beers with the boys. She laid there waiting on me to come back. TFM.

Posted by Fratter McPhearson 1019 days ago

Have now officially nailed a slampiece in all my pledge brothers beds. TFM

Posted by Sex Above Everything 1019 days ago