The founding fathers of America. TFM.

Posted by Chi Chi Chi 1018 days ago

My parents have always lived in gated communities to keep me away from the poor. TFM

Posted by SEC fratdaddy 1018 days ago

Starting everyday at my internship by taking a shit in the CEO's bathroom, sorry I prefer marble counter tops and access to a mini-fridge. Thanks dad. TFM.

Posted by broseph of nazareth 1018 days ago

Played "hazing" on Words With Friends against a GDI for 67 points to beat him. TFM.

Posted by Fratasaurus Tex 1018 days ago

Barely managing to sit in my Friday morning class when a GDI next to me says "You wreak of alcohol and cigarettes," I tell him he wreaks of poor social skills. TFM.

Posted by Cass 1018 days ago

Not so sure if my dad will notice or care that I just bought a new set of Titleist AP2 at the club. TFM.

Posted by Chet Walters 1018 days ago

Never opened a textbook all year but of course read Lonesome Dove....TFM

Posted by Augustus McFrat 1018 days ago

I own just about everything in the TFM Store. TFM.

Posted by And you are..? 1018 days ago

Wearing ties instead of "painting up" for gamedays. TFM.

Posted by ConFRATerate Soldier 1018 days ago

Live at Fillmore East. TFM

Posted by Wisc Bro 1018 days ago

When GDIs hear my full name they automatically say "trust fund kid". I don't give a shit about theirs. TFM

Posted by Brouston, TX 1018 days ago

Shock and Awe. TFM.

Posted by Frat Stafford 1018 days ago

If your neighborhood doesn't end in "Country Club" you might as well be a GDI. TSM

Posted by smashley 1018 days ago

Blew a $7,000 student loan on a Fog machine, laser lights and 2 tons of sand for the Frat Castle. TFM.

Posted by Brobatussin 1018 days ago

Putting bricks in the cargo pockets of freshmen. TFM.

Posted by GQ McGee 1018 days ago

Was to blasted after playing golf to drive my car to the liquor store, so I charged 2 cases worth of beer at the club and drove my cart home. TFM.

Posted by Chet Walters 1018 days ago

Johnny Drama was a total fucking GDI.

Posted by EMAW 1018 days ago

Our recruitment adviser asked my chapter to close our eyes and imagine where we would be if we didnt go greek, closed my eyes...nope. cant do it. TFM.

Posted by srat star 1018 days ago

My last 4 rounds of golf scores are better than Tiger's last 4. TFM.

Posted by Frattleist 1018 days ago

GDI's look up to me because I look down on them. TFM

Posted by Arnold Palmer 1018 days ago