Maxed out my credit card getting my gf an abortion. Just kidding, my credit card doesnt max out. TFM.

Posted by Perco-Ced 1016 days ago

I'm 20 and I've played Pebble Beach, Castle Pines, Augusta and St. Andrews. TFM.

Posted by Broseidon, King of the Brocean 1016 days ago

My home golf course has a $200,000 initiation fee. TFM.

Posted by Broseidon, King of the Brocean 1016 days ago

Jerry Jones. TFM

Posted by Edgar Allan Bro 1016 days ago

Never got fucked by the Greek adviser because I fucked her...In her office. TFM.

Posted by frat legend 1016 days ago

My friend said she was going to text the GDI as a last resort...I told her that GDI are the only three letters you can never go home with...TSM

Posted by Friends don't let Friends bring home GDIs 1016 days ago

Took 2 mystery tabs from my pill box. Can't tell if I'm up or down but I'm absolutely owning this Sunday Bruncheon. TFM.

Posted by Mule 1016 days ago

Just parked my Suburban in a compact space at Whole Foods. Left it running.

Posted by Thompson 1016 days ago

Just finished cleaning my room...just kidding, my maid did. TFM.

Posted by Thank God for Arizona 1016 days ago

Drink specials are for gdis, I order my own personal bottle of Jameson right off the shelf and heckle gdis the entire night for being poor.TFM

Posted by Grizzly Fratams 1016 days ago

Drunk in Walmart...again. TFM

Posted by Old Gold 1016 days ago

My slampiece is a GDI, but she sucks my D in a Lilly dress. TFM

Posted by Adamson 1016 days ago

Checked the bank account for the weekend...ha, just kidding. TFM.

Posted by HPTejas 1016 days ago

Fratbombing last semesters laptop off of the balcony. TFM.

Posted by We are still in the SEC. 1016 days ago

Silly GDI, kegs are for kids. TFM.

Posted by Tom Selleck 1016 days ago

Parking "officers" at my University don't ticket in the greek lot. They don't want to lose their jobs. TFM.

Posted by Tom Selleck 1016 days ago

Dads CPA is my accounting professor's boss. TFM.

Posted by Tom Selleck 1016 days ago

GDI's have no soul. TFM

Posted by True sorostitute 1016 days ago

Blacking out fifty one nights in a row...and counting. TFM.

Posted by Jake BROwen 1016 days ago

Don't know how to do laundry. Don't plan on learning. TFM.

Posted by Jamal...psyche 1016 days ago