I have iced so many people, John Stockton would be impressed. TFM.

Posted by Chevy Frathoe 1018 days ago

My dog drinks voss water. TSM

Posted by betaetatheta 1018 days ago

I pay for water at restaurants. The only thing I want coming out of a tap is beer at rush parties. TFM.

Posted by Frathattan 1018 days ago

Invading Afghanistan. TFM.

Posted by Broseidon 1018 days ago

I can't resist the urge to pound Makers without restraint whenever I hear the phrase "Braves win" on the radio. TFM

Posted by Broseidon 1018 days ago

The only thing Native Americans are good for is being the theme of my billiards room. TFM.

Posted by Shaquille Bro'Neal 1018 days ago

Boned a sorostitute and her little sis in the sorority in one week. Knocking the family tree. TFM.

Posted by Frat Goggles aka Costas w/ Straps 1018 days ago

Not wearing under shirts. TFM

Posted by Rat slayer 1018 days ago

Lost the Maui's at the pool. Don't give a fuck because the Costa's are on my rear view. TFM

Posted by Bro Pitt 1018 days ago

Hazing pledges in the colleges mascot suit. They all now fear game day. TFM

Posted by Pablobroscibar 1018 days ago

OTF. On the frat. TFM

Posted by Frostas 1018 days ago

GDIs are way better than me.....at Halo. TFM.

Posted by Senator Broseph McCarthy 1018 days ago

I don't care if you are a triple legacy, if you are ugly than your not getting a bid. TSM

Posted by Best Sorority 1018 days ago

I don't need roofies to get laid, but that doesn't stop me from moving 2k / week selling to shitty GDIs. TFM.

Posted by Broseidon 1018 days ago

Blew coke with Otis Nixon last night. Top that fuckers. TFM.

Posted by Tarpon slayer 1018 days ago

Obama = The AntiFrat. TFM.

Posted by Old Gold 1018 days ago

Blacked out at midnight, went to the ER at 1pm and found out I sustained a concussion from nights events. Got told not to drink by the doctors. Currently downing a pitcher of Bud Light waiting for the fight. Round two. TFM

Posted by Ed Hardy's for GDIs 1018 days ago

Stuck in traffic on 95 coming home from the lake castle. No worries, chicky chaffeuring the Rover while I crush Makers.

Posted by Legacy the V 1018 days ago

Start law school on Thursday so I went to Brooks Brothers and got a bunch of new clothes so the gdi's know I'm better then them and won't ask to study with me. TFM.

Posted by thank god I'm not a gdi 1018 days ago