Telling a GDI that he can't come in our rush party, but his girlfriend comes in anyway. TFM

Posted by Adamson 1019 days ago

Double Secret Probation. TFM.

Posted by Chi Chi Chi 1019 days ago

I slayed a whale last night. TFM.

Posted by Perco-Ced 1019 days ago

Went to Relay for Life drunk. TFM

Posted by fratrick chayzee 1019 days ago

I want to move to Seaside, FL because most of the houses there match my clothes. TFM

Posted by Pi Kappa Frat 1019 days ago

Bought matching coozies and croakies to accentuate sipping Natty on the beach. TFM

Posted by Tony Bromo 1019 days ago

Broke up with my high school slam piece because she didn't get in a sorority. TFM.

Posted by Fratty Light 1019 days ago

My gpa is 1.8 but my handicap index is 1.5. TFM

Posted by Fratilist Bro-V1 1019 days ago

Natty, Addy, money from Daddy. TFM

Posted by Paul "Bro" Bryant 1019 days ago

Cartmate and I just finished a fifth of makers and a 30 rack, still won the company golf outing, TFM.

Posted by Drink AND drive 1019 days ago

I show up 5 minutes before kickoff because my school saves every fraternity rows of seats on the 30 yard line. Getting to the stadium 2 hours before the game is for GDIs.

Posted by Fraternity not Frat 1019 days ago

John Wayne. TFM.

Posted by Fratty Light 1019 days ago

In alcohol awarness for MIP. Playing Tiger Woods PGA Tour instead of watching the videos. TFM

Posted by Frat Flintstone IV 1019 days ago

My younger brother owns a land rover, but he drives to high school in the golf cart just because he can. TFM

Posted by Peachtree City 1019 days ago

Went to my Fraternity’s National Convention, ended up missing opening ceremonies at noon because I was still throwing up in the bushes. TFM

Posted by Fratin Hard 1019 days ago

Have an account at the liquor store by my house. TFM

Posted by fratastic 1019 days ago

When I get invited to baby showers, I bring baby Sperrys. TSM.

Posted by RappaRappaRamma 1019 days ago

Bobby Bowden. TFM

Posted by broceephus 1019 days ago

I don't throw money at strippers, I build obstacle courses out of twenties for them to pick up... without their hands. TFM.

Posted by Bro Montana 1019 days ago

thank god for flat-brimmed hats. how else could I spot a GDI from a long distance where his graphic tee is hidden from view. TFM

Posted by sailer bro 1019 days ago