Spent the night in Lubbock County Jail, and ran into more people I knew while I was getting booked than I ever do on campus. TFM.

Posted by TxRangers 1019 days ago

The sun never sets on a frat star. TFM.

Posted by Confrateracy 1019 days ago

I only wear my Titleist hat forward when I play Augusta. TFM

Posted by grigsby 1019 days ago

I root for Judge Smails every time I watch Caddyshack because Danny Noonan is a GDI. TFM

Posted by Emili-Bro Estevez 1019 days ago

Taking bong rips with the chairman of the board of trustees during Alumni Weekend. TFM

Posted by OG FRAT STAR 1019 days ago

Making pledges go to football games two hours early to save our block of seats. TFM

Posted by Samuel Fratams 1019 days ago

Failed my summer class so I could have one more tailgate season. TFM

Posted by Lake FRAT 1020 days ago

Tom Selleck. TFM

Posted by How High Does the Eagle Fly? 1020 days ago

As President of the Young Republicans it might look bad if I were seen buying Plan B for my slampiece. Thank god for pledges. TFM.

Posted by Mr. Jack Daniels 1020 days ago

Convention is in DC this year. Fuck sightseeing, hello tri-state bar crawl. TFM.

Posted by Mr. Jack Daniels 1020 days ago

Solo cups are for GDIs, I only drink out of monogrammed tervis tumblers. TSM

Posted by srat star 1020 days ago

Beer Olympics starts this week at the fratcastle. Guys rush > girls rush. TFM

Posted by BroB King 1020 days ago

Trust fall on the dean at graduation.. Locked up an internship. TFM.

Posted by Fratapotomous 1020 days ago

I frat harder on mondays than you do on gamedays. TFM

Posted by chief oscebrola 1020 days ago

Unlike my Platinum AMEX, I always have blackout dates. TFM.

Posted by Robert E. 1020 days ago

Bob Vokey made my wedges 30 minutes before my tee time, and kept the specs on hand for round 3. TFM

Posted by BROseph of arimathea 1020 days ago

I'm not rich, I'm wealthy. TFM.

Posted by i'm better than you 1020 days ago

Cut a pledge immediately after Bid Day. Sometimes you have to shoot a hostage to keep the rest in line. TFM

Posted by Napoleon Bronoparte 1020 days ago

Bows and toes, on bottle caps and broken glass. TFM.

Posted by John Wayne 1020 days ago

Wore a lax penny to every single class I went to this semester. Three. TFM.

Posted by GDIs say "frat" 1020 days ago