On a first name basis with the Dean of Student Conduct. TFM.

Posted by ZetaBro 1020 days ago

Saturdays in Athens, 29 days. TFM

Posted by AtoPi 1020 days ago

Treating every day like the Fourth of July. TFM.

Posted by Brose 1020 days ago

Wore cargo shorts to a War themed party...needless to say the whole "nobody's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'nam" saying no longer applies...TFM

Posted by Remember the Fratamo 1021 days ago

Grandpa's a Texas senator, voted against the new hazing law. TFM.

Posted by Noble 1021 days ago

Road beers at last call. TFM.

Posted by the Weatherman 1021 days ago

On the way to my polo match, a poor person asked me for some money, I looked at my rolex and told him I was running late. TFM

Posted by Frat God 1021 days ago

Mark Cuban is a GDI. TFM

Posted by Nolan Ryan 1021 days ago

Ducks Unlimited. TFM.

Posted by Five apples 1021 days ago

Bo Pelini. TFM.

Posted by brotato 1021 days ago

Just won the club championship match play. TFM.

Posted by brotato 1021 days ago

I only go to the library during finals week... to socialize with everyone on the frat floor. TSM

Posted by Sorostitute of the Year 1021 days ago

The only 12 step program I'm interested in is making the perfect Mint Julep. TFM.

Posted by Senator Broseph McCarthy 1021 days ago

Dad bought Morgan Freeman to narrate my life. TMF.

Posted by Tom Selleck 1021 days ago

The only site I look at more than TFM is the DrudgeReport. TFM.

Posted by Hooker 1021 days ago

How dare you accuse me of being a racist. I listen to Dave Matthews Band. TFM.

Posted by sailer bro 1021 days ago

Pledge make a bowl with your hands, I need a spitter. TFM.

Posted by ZX 824 1021 days ago

Forgot to take the SAT's. Good thing my dad's name is on the business school. TFM.

Posted by postgrad fratting 1021 days ago

My black lab's name is Cotton. TSM

Posted by Ultimate Slampiece 1021 days ago

We run the clubs... the country clubs that is. TFM.

Posted by Frat Attack 1021 days ago