My side girl asked me if we could go on a date sometime, I laughed and said we would talk about that when I was sober. TFM.

Posted by Crash Davis 1018 days ago

Beer taste on a Champagne budget. TFM.

Posted by SIGCHI 1018 days ago

Driving around hunting boars on my family's 13,000 acre orange grove. TFM

Posted by Samuel Fratams 1018 days ago

I have my PGA tour card. And still haven't played a sober round since junior year of highschool. TFM

Posted by Phi Alpha Frattin 1018 days ago

Steve Spurrier. TFM.

Posted by The Swamp 1018 days ago

The word "frat" is an adjective, not a fucking noun. TFM.

Posted by Ben Fratlock 1018 days ago

Every August I replace three things on my Suburban: letters, Costa sticker, and Skipjack sticker.

Posted by Properly Southern 1018 days ago

Threw up in the breathalyzer. TFM

Posted by Flounder 1018 days ago

Return on Investment. TFM.

Posted by ZetaBro 1018 days ago

Tailored suits and blazers. Buying off the rack is for the masses. TFM

Posted by Fratthew McConaughey 1018 days ago

CEO at 23. TFM.

Posted by ZetaBro 1018 days ago

Living below the mason-Dixon line and being allergic to poor people. TFM.

Posted by Bron Kifter 1018 days ago

Finished my sweep of sorority row with a Kappa-Theta 3-way. TFM.

Posted by OU Frat Daddy 1018 days ago

Goldman Sachs. TFM.

Posted by Phi Phi frat hard 1018 days ago

Let some slampiece rip my 500 dollar bong at the frastle. She ripped my other piece to return the favor. TFM.

Posted by Broses 1018 days ago

Gordon Gekko. TFM

Posted by SEC fratdaddy 1018 days ago

My maid washes my sheets on Thursdays. It's an optimistic way to look at the weekends. TFM

Posted by The ONE 1018 days ago

There's alot of talk of iPhones and sailing on this site. The thing is, I am actually sending this on my iPhone from my yacht in the middle of the chesapeake. TFM

Posted by Sailer broi 1018 days ago

Finally, a website for people who matter. TFM.

Posted by And you are..? 1018 days ago

I keep my Scotty Camerons on my dads hand carved gun shelf. Underneath the Heckler & Koch PSG-1. NRA life member TFM

Posted by you wouldnt call your country a cunt! 1018 days ago