Had 100 degree heat so we had to make it snow. TFM.

Posted by blade 1024 days ago

Gunna buy the TFM iPhone app when it comes out. TFM.

Posted by Sailer broi 1024 days ago

Had to Google all of our rituals before attending our national convention. TFM.

Posted by Frattata 1024 days ago

I haven't taken a solid shit in months. TFM.

Posted by Fratty McFratterson 1024 days ago

The only Levi's I own have the last name Garrett. TFM.

Posted by old brominion 1024 days ago

Walked into a starbucks like I owned the place... Fuck that, that would make me a GDI. TFM.

Posted by Because I am better. 1024 days ago

The only thing fatter than my paycheck is my lip. TFM

Posted by Bro-mosapien 1024 days ago

Sure I still live in my parents house... the one they bought for me, that is. Have fun paying rent GDI's. TSM

Posted by sorotisaurus rex 1024 days ago

Enjoyed 3 Gentlemen Jack on the rocks while flying my private plane to semi-formal. TFM

Posted by Fratter 1024 days ago

Iron Man. TFM.

Posted by I have more money than you 1024 days ago

I ripped that "I'd rather be driving a Titleist" sticker off that GDI's Civic because it didn't deserve to be there. TFM.

Posted by brosta del mar 1024 days ago

Made a cardboard cut-out of myself in high-five postiion. pledges must high-five at all times as they pass. TFM

Posted by S.ame A.ssholes E.verywhere 1024 days ago

Stole a conference room from a GDI. TFM

Posted by MOTHARUSSIA 1024 days ago

I have a tan line from my bikini and pearls. TSM

Posted by kdlady 1024 days ago

I don't go to happy hours because well liquor is for poor people.

Posted by Just call me "sir" 1024 days ago

gdi asked me what my favorite drinking game was. I told him the one where I finish my woodford on the rocks and fuck his girlfriend. Then I finished my woodford on the rocks. TFM.

Posted by Just call me "sir" 1024 days ago

Had $2800 in fraudulent charges. I let it go because it wasn't worth the paperwork. TFM.

Posted by Healster 1024 days ago

Just got back from lunch with the head golf pro, still on the clock. TFM.

Posted by Brochacho 1024 days ago

Trust Funds. TFM

Posted by Frat $auce 1024 days ago

Having a sorostitute find her Lilly bag and clothes in the halllway outside my locked door in the morning after she went to the community bathroom. TFM.

Posted by Trip 1024 days ago