Stole a conference room from a GDI. TFM

Posted by MOTHARUSSIA 1023 days ago

I have a tan line from my bikini and pearls. TSM

Posted by kdlady 1023 days ago

I don't go to happy hours because well liquor is for poor people.

Posted by Just call me "sir" 1023 days ago

gdi asked me what my favorite drinking game was. I told him the one where I finish my woodford on the rocks and fuck his girlfriend. Then I finished my woodford on the rocks. TFM.

Posted by Just call me "sir" 1023 days ago

Had $2800 in fraudulent charges. I let it go because it wasn't worth the paperwork. TFM.

Posted by Healster 1023 days ago

Just got back from lunch with the head golf pro, still on the clock. TFM.

Posted by Brochacho 1023 days ago

Trust Funds. TFM

Posted by Frat $auce 1023 days ago

Having a sorostitute find her Lilly bag and clothes in the halllway outside my locked door in the morning after she went to the community bathroom. TFM.

Posted by Trip 1023 days ago

I'm a triple SAE legacy. I told them I wasn't interested. Fuck legacies. TFM

Posted by Samuel Fratams 1023 days ago

Dad was a Phi Delt, went SAE. TFM

Posted by hater 1023 days ago

I tell kappas that pi phis do it better. Just so they'll try harder. TFM.

Posted by 1868 1023 days ago

Only JI's wear their mixer shirts the same day they get them. TFM.

Posted by FratOrDie 1023 days ago

Batman is a gdi. TFM.

Posted by Superfrat 1023 days ago

Spending more money on rush clothes than GDI girls spend on their entire wardrobe. TSM

Posted by Tri me 1023 days ago

Jersey Shore was created to make GDIs feel better about being poor. I don't watch it. TFM

Posted by Fratrack Brobama 1024 days ago

I'm a third generation fratling. TSM

Posted by lyrelyre 1024 days ago

Brett Favre rocking the costas and croakies, sitting in his Ford pick-up, and treating Ed Werner like the bitch GDI he is on ESPN. TFM.

Posted by Pussy Slayer 1024 days ago

The incoming freshman class is so fucked. Girls that is. TFM

Posted by Fratausy Man 1024 days ago

Showed up hung over to a golf tournament 10 minutes before my tee time... Still shot 7 under and was leading by 4. TFM.

Posted by Bro v1x 1024 days ago

Composite bingo. TSM

Posted by Sorostitue 1024 days ago