Skipped class to watch animal house on starz. TFM

Posted by True Sorostitute 1023 days ago

Sitting in a board meeting with a Snus in the skybox (upper lip). TFM.

Posted by David Allan Bro 1023 days ago

Daddy just walked in, kissed me on top of my head, handed me a $100 bill and said "Happy Daughters Week" you'll get more tomorrow. TSM

Posted by Tri Me 1023 days ago

Lost my V-card to my sister's pledge sister on my 16th birthday in the back of my new tahoe.TFM

Posted by Fraturday Afternoon 1023 days ago

Just got back to my law office internship after a 2 hour lunch break with a partner. Lunch consited of steak, 3 frat waters and 4 whiskey sours each. TFM

Posted by Fratty like Phi Alpha 1023 days ago

I've spent the last hour reading this website. This is how I spend my time at the lucrative Chicago Board of Trade internship my father got me. It doesn't matter... I'll still be CEO within ten years. TFM.

Posted by ChicagBro 1023 days ago

Girls ask me not to wear a condom so they can get part of Dad'd trust fund as well. TFM

Posted by B.R.O. Zalesak III Esq. 1023 days ago

Every number in my phone is immediately followed by KA, ATO, or SAE. TSM

Posted by The Best 1023 days ago

Princeton Review 2010: Most Conservative Students- Texas A&M University. TFM.

Posted by Gig 'em 1023 days ago

Hell week. TFM.

Posted by Jay Fratliff 1023 days ago

My wallpaper on my desktop at my internship is "Obama is a GDI. TFM" My boss saw it and laughed. My boss is my dad. TFM

Posted by Fratastic Delt 1023 days ago

Took a test and got ten points above average, then went and picked up my car from the bar strip from the night before. TFM.

Posted by Nabroleon Broneparte 1023 days ago

Proud to say I've never slept with a gdi. TSM

Posted by Sorostitute 1023 days ago

Making pledges dip straight cut and throw skeet for me and my dad on my 430 acre estate. TFM

Posted by HazeOfThunder 1023 days ago

No one has ever asked me if i am in a fraternity. It's just apparent that I am. TFM

Posted by Fratty like Phi Alpha 1023 days ago

Just found a sack of white in my seersucker blazer. Last time I wore it was Easter brunch. TFM

Posted by HazeOfThunder 1023 days ago

Teaching my black lab to bark at cargo shorts. TFM

Posted by Frattoo 1023 days ago

Shooting empty natty light cans with my 12 gauge at 9am. TFM

Posted by TotalFratAss 1023 days ago

I don't always hate people, but when I do, they're GDI's. TFM.

Posted by Brocaine Dealer 1023 days ago

Meet Bob Knights god daughter at a rush party. So I went inside and chunked a chair at her. TFM.

Posted by Mr. Fratson 1023 days ago