Handed out bids this year on ices. TFM

Posted by Slayin Minerva's sisters 1026 days ago

Double parked my Range Rover so the gdi in the honda civic behind me couldn't park next to me. Could hardly see him through my tinted windows anyway. TFM.

Posted by Frat Hard or Go Home 1026 days ago

I'm the Jack Nicklaus of hazing... The greatest of all time. TFM

Posted by Mr. Gold 1026 days ago

My great grandparents brewed and distributed alcohol during the prohibition. TFM

Posted by Fratty lite 1026 days ago

I don't put sunscreen on because I plan on dying from mouth cancer way before I die from skin cancer. TFM.

Posted by Frat Pack 1026 days ago

If you recycle a bottle without it being full of dip spit, then you're a liberal... and an obvious GDI.

Posted by Frat Pack 1026 days ago

Calling it "hell week" when it's technically "hell week plus 4 days." TFM.

Posted by Jay Fratliff 1027 days ago

Cut my thumb shot gunning a beer while playing golf. Still made par. TSM

Posted by fratcat 1027 days ago

Polo. Both Ralph Lauren and the sport. TFM

Posted by Pledges hate me 1027 days ago

Just sniffed a fatty off an Augusta score card on the back of the clubhouse tiolet. TFM

Posted by HazeOfThunder 1027 days ago

Otis Day and the Knights. TFM.

Posted by Eric Stratton 1027 days ago

The state I frat in was once it's own country. TFM

Posted by Frataholic 1027 days ago

Smashed the new rush slut this weekend. I'm a 5th year senior. TFM.

Posted by Elephant Walk 1027 days ago

Keeping a Sharpie by the bed so I can initial a slampiece's ass during reverse cowgirl. TFM

Posted by Robert ELite 1027 days ago

Our house cook always makes enough for both the members and the slampieces from the night before. TFM.

Posted by Broklahoma State CowBros 1027 days ago

Posted via my blackberry. TFM

Posted by Jimmy Buffrat 1027 days ago

When it comes to anal, it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission. TFM.

Posted by Tom Selleck 1027 days ago

Walked out of the store looking like I belong out on my yacht and some GDI scoffed to his buddy, 'look at this queer. I stopped, looked at him with disgust and replied, "Yeah, sucks having money". TFM

Posted by Kentuckyfrat 1027 days ago

Dragging a whole gang of couches into the front yard of the frat castle for no better reason than to slug some natty. TFM.

Posted by HazeOfThunder 1027 days ago

They call me George Thorogood because everytime I order drinks at the bar its one bourban, one scotch, and one beer. TFM.

Posted by thorobred 1027 days ago