The movie "Inception" is loosely based on my ability to show up in pledge dreams and haze balls. TFM.

Posted by Wheat 1028 days ago

I have four other siblings. We've all had Black Cards since we were 13. TFM.

Posted by fratitout 1028 days ago

My first office: Dip in my right drawer, ice block in the left. Framed pics of Margaritaville '08 and Don Draper on the desk. Share the office with a bro who played line for JoePa. I would have a calendar, but I just check bar receipts from the night before in my pocket. TFM.

Posted by George W. Bro 1028 days ago

Footjoy Flipflops. TFM

Posted by Fratty Couples 1028 days ago

We refer to the 36 Yellowfin as the "little" boat. TFM.

Posted by Frat In The Hat 1028 days ago

Our frat house is a combination of a country club, a brothel and a car dealership. TFM.

Posted by Fratty like Phi Alpha 1028 days ago

Crashed a sorority convention. TFM.

Posted by The Fratellis 1028 days ago

The Tea Party. TFM

Posted by Fratstar 1028 days ago

Just installed a kegerator in my apartment. Natty anyone? TFM

Posted by Nabroleon Broneparte 1028 days ago

Sent from my iPhone. TFM.

Posted by Frat Flintstone IV 1028 days ago

GTL. Girls, tequila, and lines. My typical Friday night. TFM.

Posted by Neil Fratrick Harris 1028 days ago

I don't always wear condoms, but when I absolutely have to, I prefer Trogan Magnum Thins. Stay horny, my friends. TFM.

Posted by The Most Fratiest Man in The World 1028 days ago

3 weeks till i am drinking liquor and smoking bowls in a button down back at school. I guess for now I'll drink liquor and smoke bowls in a button down at home. TFM

Posted by Fratty like Phi Alpha 1028 days ago

Just financed my $100 bar tab...with one of the family oil wells. TFM

Posted by Nabroleon Broneparte 1028 days ago

Started a USA chant in the bar last night. In Australia. TFM

Posted by Fratler Bulldog 1028 days ago

My great, great, great, great, great grandpa was the governor of Florida and chose to secede from the Union. TFM.

Posted by Samuel Fratams 1028 days ago

The balcony of my boyfriend's frat has my last name on it. TSM

Posted by srat star 1028 days ago

I'm voting for Mark Sanford. Again.

Posted by Semper Fratelis 1028 days ago

Even my chocolate lab has southern proper bowties for game days. TFM.

Posted by ConFRATerate States of America 1028 days ago

Hazing. TFM.

Posted by Caesar Brogustus 1028 days ago