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Palm Beach Woman Attempts To Sell Cheating Husband’s Badass Pussymobile On Craigslist For Just $900

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but at least one man didn’t get the memo.

After discovering that her husband was cheating on her, a Palm Beach woman waited for her betrothed to leave town for a night so she could list his motherfucking gnarly 2010 Nissan 370Z speed demon on Craiglist for just $900.

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Are you kidding me? That’s pure Japanese muscle right there, baby. Depending on mileage, that bad boy is probably worth upwards of like, $6,000, or something. I’m not going to look up the Blue Book value, because I don’t care. But those badass black rims alone most likely ran around $900 when dude bought them back in 2012 to up his street credibility. If we’re being real, and we are, those rims are probably what sealed the deal with his mistress. Bitches love that black-on-black look. It’s called the Johnny Cash. You should try it sometime.

The Craigslist ad has since been pulled, most likely because someone that’s sick of their own wife spotted this once-in-a-lifetime deal and immediately coughed up nine photos of Benjamin Franklin to acquire the automatic pussy machine so they too could pull hot side hoes. I bet right now the lucky new owner is just cruising the streets of Palm Beach in that 370Z with three bad bitches cranking on his rod at the same time while he tops out at 96 mph.

What a steal.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is the New York Times Bestselling Author of Total Frat Move, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, and co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, a psychotic Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan.

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