Parents Upset That Their Kids’ Teacher Used To Pose Nude For Playboy

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Parents, who needs ’em? So uptight these days. You want a reason to get upset? How about all the stories about these teachers sneaking off behind portables with their pubescent students during recess to give them the business — you know, sexually. That’s sexual assault. That’s rape. That’s messed up. But this story? C’mon, parents. So your pervy little high school student’s teacher used to blast her nips and beav in a magazine. Big deal. It’s not like she teaches class topless. Besides, she should be commended for becoming a career woman. Former smut mag model turns school teacher. That’s admirable.

Cristy Nicole Deweese, 21, is the sexy teacher who appeared in Playboy — topless and bottomless, which isn’t always a given for a Playboy spread. “Bonus beaver” is what the kids are calling it. She teaches Spanish at Townview Magnet High School in Dallas, Texas.

A high school Spanish teacher has had her sexy secret revealed – she once posed naked for Playboy.

Cristy Nicole Deweese, 21, featured in the magazine three years ago when she was just 18 as ‘Coed of the Month’.

Miss Deweese, who teaches Spanish at Townview Magnet High School in Dallas, Texas, has caused outrage among parents this week over her raunchy past.

How about you take the time to assess the situation and look at the positives, parents? Your high school son, who is undoubtedly a little pervert, will pay attention in class now. He’s probably showing up early and staying late, too. Extra credit assignments, tutoring sessions, the whole nine. These kids will be fluent in Español by their senior years.

Teacher of the year.

Now, for obvious reasons, I can’t post nudes of Ms. Deweese. She might be worth a Google image search, though. She’s got the rare invisinip thing going on.

[via Daily Mail]

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