Passing out before, during, and after Thanksgiving dinner. TFM.
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Terry Schiavo. TFTC.
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That’s pretty funny. #TFM, right?
One time I was deboning the shit out a turkey, so hot, and we put it in the fryer. Oh yeah, such a hot fry. Anyways, this turkey like, explodes. Shoots it’s hot turkey grease ALL over me. Turkey grease, so hot. Anyways after all that excitement, a condom floated up to the surface of the oil. So fried, so hot. I was just like, oops. Must of left that in when I was boning it. And my grandma was like, “do you mean deboning, child” and I was all like, “no, boning, you dumb bitch”. Tfm.