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Penn State Chipotle Closes After Mass Employee Walkout, Students Will Fucking Starve

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The flagship Chipotle of Penn State University–the only one in State College, actually–is officially closed for business, and because of this, the basic bitches of Penn State are officially on starvation watch.

The Twitter account of Onward State, a student-run university blog, posted the below picture of a sign taped to Chipotle’s front door.


If the “#ChipotleSwag” hashtag doesn’t get Corporate’s attention, do they even care?

I have zero knowledge of the inner-workings of a Chipotle or how their staffs are treated, and I’ve never been to the State College location, but “borderline sweatshop conditions”? Really? You get to work in air-conditioning and stuff your face with Chipotle burritos all day. How bad can it really be?


Get it together, Chipotle management. White girls need to eat.

Image via Twitter

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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