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Unless you’re in Hell Week or have been living under a rock, you’ve heard about the disaster in the not-so-aptly-named Happy Valley. If you’ve miraculously managed to avoid the unsettling news, let me catch you up. A report was recently released revealing a disturbing trail of events involving the Penn State football program. Basically, it turned into a bastion of pedophilia under Coach Joe Paterno’s watch.

Jerry Sandusky, former Penn State football player and long time assistant coach, is being charged with a minimum of 40 counts of sexual assault. Allegedly, Sandusky repeatedly fondled and raped young boys, and many times these acts took place on the PSU campus while using PSU football facilities. This shit began happening over a decade ago minimum, and despite a 2002 eye witness account by a Penn State football graduate assistant at the time, and current wide receiver coach Mike McQueary, the police were not informed. Not. Fucking. Informed.

McQueary, who suffers from a devastating case of Gingervitis and an ironically homosexual-sounding last name, walked in on Sandusky giving the business to a 10-year-old boy in the locker room showers. What’s the proper protocol here? Do you whip his ass and call the cops? I mean…at minimum you put a stop to it and call the cops, right? Well, according to the soulless McQueary, no. All he did was wait until the next day to tell Coach Paterno about the sodomy he witnessed. Paterno turned the information over to the athletic director, who then notified the school president according to the report. So, what did they do? They sat on this information. These sick assholes thought it was in their best interest not to inform law enforcement officials. They decided to sweep pedophilia and rape under the rug and continue to provide Sandusky ample opportunity to ruin the lives of more young boys for years to come. So far 9 young men have come forward in what has become a massive investigation and as a result, criminal court case against Sandusky.

Hey Mike McQueary, athletic director Tim Curley and president Gary Schultz, how have you been able to live with yourselves for all these years knowing you could have put a stop to this shit…and didn’t?

Hey Joe Paterno, you senile prick. Your legacy is forever tainted. You’re no longer the likable Joe Pa character we’ve all grown to appreciate. You put your football program above the lives of young, helpless, innocent kids. You are now a pederast enabler.

Hey Sandusky, have fun in hell you sick son of a bitch. Please don’t take the easy way out. You deserve what’s coming to you behind prison walls.

No humor to be had here, just a big “fuck you” from the TFM community to the Penn State University administration.



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    A Frattest H

    Preface: I did not read through all of the comments.

    Firstly, I’ve been following this pretty closely as Penn State plays a big role in my family’s history. I’ve also read all 23 pages of the Grand Jury’s report.
    Regarding Joe Pa, I think it is a shame that his name is going to be tainted as he is by far the most iconic college football coaches in history and, let’s be honest, he doesn’t have that many years left on this earth. Despite what some of you may think, when this was brought to his attention it was an allegation, something he couldn’t say for certain was valid or not. Reporting it to the sports director was the right thing to do and technically the only thing he was legally supposed to do. Do I think he should have done more about it? Absolutely. If I were in his position you can bet your ass I would make sure that shit was figured out immediately. I don’t think he should be held as responsible as others but that is my opinion and you don’t have to agree with me on that.
    It’s also unfair to blame the entire school. That college is one of the best in the nation and the blame should only be placed on those that were involved. This could have happened at any school and to blame the college as a whole is wrong.
    That being said, the people who caught Sandusky in the act should have whooped his mother fucking ass unmercifully right then and there.
    I seriously hope that Sandusky is sentenced to life in a federal prison. God knows that inmates despise, and let’s call it what it is, people who rape children. They will make sure the rest of his life is a living hell before he falls into the 7th circle of eternal damnation.

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      John McClane

      ^Agreed. This guy (as I refuse to call anyone who would do this a man) deserves anything and everything coming to him. I think it’d also be a good idea if they remove his vocal cords before he goes to jail, simply so no one can hear him scream as he is repeatedly ass-fucked.

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    Schultz was director of finance the president of psu is graham spanierd who was not informed of the event until recently. There is also a chance that what joe was told by the soulless ginger fuck was he saw inapporiate conduct which could mean many things….

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    Hey TFM. FUCK YOU! Call us when you have a coach who has over 400 wins in division one all at the same school.

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      BROnard Ramsey

      Why must you troll on this column? Honestly, we all put up with everyone else’s trolling bullshit on other post, columns, photos, etc. But this is a very serious issue and many lives have been affected. What has been done under Paternos watch is disgusting and unforgivable. For anyone to stand behind him or pretend to is just stupid. Fuck you troll.

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      Dr Fratology

      ^ Yup, and Michael Jackson was one of the most successful recording artists of all time by units sold – but do we give two shits about that? Nuff said.

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      Fuck each and every one of you. Joe Pa is not even indicted and he never will be. He is innocent. Kindly go fuck yourselves while playing shitty football and living in the shit shacks you guys call houses. I’ll be in the frat mansion toasting to Joe Pa with my finest bourbon and best cigar

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      brad s

      He’s been coaching since ’66 and has only 2 National Championships. Shut the fuck up. Not only are you backing up a coach who hasn’t won a title since the 80s, you’re backing up someone who knew about the molestation of boys and didn’t do the morally right thing.

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      You really think Penn State is that fucking good just because they have that many wins in a shitastic conference? that’s about as equivalent to winning the special olympics. Why don’t you put any SEC team there an you will have that record beaten in no time. Of course why the fuck would the SEC want to even be in the same conference as pieces of shit like the big ten.

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    I don’t git whats the big deal here? A little man love is just fine so long as you keep it within the family. Dis stuff happens all the time down here there’s nothin’ wrong with a little backwoods amour de l’homme hehehe. At least in the SEC we don’t go a puttin our football at risk cuz of it. Geaux Tigers!

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    Bros A Bank

    All I have to say is wait for all the facts to come out before torching the reputation of one of the greatest coaches in college sports. He and all his staff will have their day both in this world and the next.

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