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Unless you’re in Hell Week or have been living under a rock, you’ve heard about the disaster in the not-so-aptly-named Happy Valley. If you’ve miraculously managed to avoid the unsettling news, let me catch you up. A report was recently released revealing a disturbing trail of events involving the Penn State football program. Basically, it turned into a bastion of pedophilia under Coach Joe Paterno’s watch.

Jerry Sandusky, former Penn State football player and long time assistant coach, is being charged with a minimum of 40 counts of sexual assault. Allegedly, Sandusky repeatedly fondled and raped young boys, and many times these acts took place on the PSU campus while using PSU football facilities. This shit began happening over a decade ago minimum, and despite a 2002 eye witness account by a Penn State football graduate assistant at the time, and current wide receiver coach Mike McQueary, the police were not informed. Not. Fucking. Informed.

McQueary, who suffers from a devastating case of Gingervitis and an ironically homosexual-sounding last name, walked in on Sandusky giving the business to a 10-year-old boy in the locker room showers. What’s the proper protocol here? Do you whip his ass and call the cops? I mean…at minimum you put a stop to it and call the cops, right? Well, according to the soulless McQueary, no. All he did was wait until the next day to tell Coach Paterno about the sodomy he witnessed. Paterno turned the information over to the athletic director, who then notified the school president according to the report. So, what did they do? They sat on this information. These sick assholes thought it was in their best interest not to inform law enforcement officials. They decided to sweep pedophilia and rape under the rug and continue to provide Sandusky ample opportunity to ruin the lives of more young boys for years to come. So far 9 young men have come forward in what has become a massive investigation and as a result, criminal court case against Sandusky.

Hey Mike McQueary, athletic director Tim Curley and president Gary Schultz, how have you been able to live with yourselves for all these years knowing you could have put a stop to this shit…and didn’t?

Hey Joe Paterno, you senile prick. Your legacy is forever tainted. You’re no longer the likable Joe Pa character we’ve all grown to appreciate. You put your football program above the lives of young, helpless, innocent kids. You are now a pederast enabler.

Hey Sandusky, have fun in hell you sick son of a bitch. Please don’t take the easy way out. You deserve what’s coming to you behind prison walls.

No humor to be had here, just a big “fuck you” from the TFM community to the Penn State University administration.

Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@RogerJDorn) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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    A Frattest H

    Preface: I did not read through all of the comments.

    Firstly, I’ve been following this pretty closely as Penn State plays a big role in my family’s history. I’ve also read all 23 pages of the Grand Jury’s report.
    Regarding Joe Pa, I think it is a shame that his name is going to be tainted as he is by far the most iconic college football coaches in history and, let’s be honest, he doesn’t have that many years left on this earth. Despite what some of you may think, when this was brought to his attention it was an allegation, something he couldn’t say for certain was valid or not. Reporting it to the sports director was the right thing to do and technically the only thing he was legally supposed to do. Do I think he should have done more about it? Absolutely. If I were in his position you can bet your ass I would make sure that shit was figured out immediately. I don’t think he should be held as responsible as others but that is my opinion and you don’t have to agree with me on that.
    It’s also unfair to blame the entire school. That college is one of the best in the nation and the blame should only be placed on those that were involved. This could have happened at any school and to blame the college as a whole is wrong.
    That being said, the people who caught Sandusky in the act should have whooped his mother fucking ass unmercifully right then and there.
    I seriously hope that Sandusky is sentenced to life in a federal prison. God knows that inmates despise, and let’s call it what it is, people who rape children. They will make sure the rest of his life is a living hell before he falls into the 7th circle of eternal damnation.

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      John McClane

      ^Agreed. This guy (as I refuse to call anyone who would do this a man) deserves anything and everything coming to him. I think it’d also be a good idea if they remove his vocal cords before he goes to jail, simply so no one can hear him scream as he is repeatedly ass-fucked.

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    Makers Marksman

    Of course Paterno was a living legend up to this. But after you’re made aware that your defensive coordinator is a pedoass who raped a boy in a shower, you do NOT let him get away with it and continue running a boys’ football camp. I don’t care if he followed proper protocol, Paterno should have called the police when the university didn’t. What happened to those boys is more important than a million dollar coaching job and I share everyone’s disgust that he let it slide. Dick was right – Sandusky needs to have his balls blasted off with a shotgun. The death penalty is too good for that bastard.

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    redwhiteblue

    Schultz was director of finance the president of psu is graham spanierd who was not informed of the event until recently. There is also a chance that what joe was told by the soulless ginger fuck was he saw inapporiate conduct which could mean many things….

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      the nelson

      If youre going to enter a debate about something as serious as rape, you might want to read the article attached to the comment thread before starting. Just a heads up. All action, no thought is no way to go through life maam.

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      piphinest

      Honestly, I thought I understood the gist of what was going on. Everything I was hearing was about a coach raping boys–my logic said it was college guys like his players or something. Yeah, I’m dumb sometimes. And since I thought I knew what was going on, I had little interest in reading further about anyone being raped. Once I realized I was missing a key part, I read a little further and figured it out. Given the circumstances, my comment was inappropriate, insensitive and selfish. I get that, and I’m sorry. Please ignore it.

      And to “the piker”: I realized I messed up; I’m trying to apologize for it. You, on the other hand, are just a disgusting excuse for a human being, troll or otherwise.

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      piphinest

      As the sister (blood, not sorority, though I’m sure I have sisters who have been assaulted) of a rape survivor, I would never wish something like this on ANYONE, male or female. And I’m certainly not trying to take anything away from what these boys went through.

      My entire point is that EVERY rapist deserves the punishment that this column and the commenters are suggesting, yet I have never seen the public outrage for a woman being raped like I am seeing with this situation. Rape is rape, regardless of gender. I just wish it were equally condemned across the board.

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      the nelson

      That is the single most selfish comment ive ever read. Men go to jail for raping women all the time. Trying to bend this attrocity to pull attention to womens rights is disgusting. Get back in the kitchen you sad little woman.

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      Mighty Bro Young

      My sister, ex, and good friend are all victims of rape. Neither forms of rape are celebrated nor brushed off, this topic just happens to be current, all over the media, and very out of the ordinary. Not to mention it surrounds arguably the greatest college football coach of all time and it is posted on a website run by rowdy fraternity men. That’s why the outcry is much higher. Nobody said rape is accepted in any aspect. Those people will get what’s coming to them. I wish I knew who the motherfuckers were who did it to the people in my life.

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      Mighty Bro Young

      Piker you are the biggest piece of shit on the planet. Don’t address me ever again. Your comment is why you never get laid. I hope one day Sandusky gets his hands on you.

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      The Piker

      How could you be that unaware of the news? Its on every station, radio and television, and in every newspaper? Fuck you, you just wanted to make a point, which you then realized, in hindsight, was an awful point. If Sandusky was raping college girls, it would receive the same amount of attention. So kill yourself still, you slut. I bet your sister wanted that rape, she is a dirty hoe as well.

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      Mighty Bro Young

      I just realized you’re a girl. I thought you were some douchebag troll saying the raping of women is no big deal, so I told you to go to tell. Should’ve read your username. But still this column wasn’t the best place to bring that topic out.

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      piphinest

      Somehow through all of my reading/listening/watching all of this, I completely missed the point that the case is about children. And know that I finally get it, y’all are right, this was definitely not the place to bring it up.
      I’m sorry. I wish there were a delete button so I could erase that.

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    Fratent Pending

    How nobody in the PSU conference room discussing how to handle this situation didn’t stand up and tell everyone else to go fuck themselves, and call the authorities and the media is fucking disgusting. Fuck the entire PSU program, and school, they are all to blame because no one took a stand to do what was actually “right” and assist in bringing this cunt to justice.

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    FratasticMrOX

    I suppose the most probable reasons why Paterno didn’t report the allegations to the police are

    1. They were only allegations and he didn’t know the severity of them.
    2. He didn’t want a scandal/was trying to uphold Penn States reputation.

    In the case of the former, then he made an honest mistake and it’s not his fault. If it’s the latter then he should immediately resign and re-evaluate his morals.

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      BROnard Ramsey

      With all due respect sir, how could one not understand the severity of the allegations? The second I hear “60 year old man, 10 year old boy, shower” I’m not brushing that off as nothing and it seems that is what he did. I think he should resign immediately. All of this happened under his watch, so he is held responsible.

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