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Pike Scavenger Hunt Checklist Found At Columbia University, New Sex Act Revealed

The below scavenger hunt checklist was found, according to a tipster that notified the Columbia University publication Bwog, next to a printer, presumably in a campus library, classroom or computer lab of some sort — also presumably by a pledge, who all seem to have the same innate propensity to fuck up at all costs. Who else would be given a list of points-accruing tasks to accomplish that includes items like stealing a hobo’s shoe, piggy-back riding “fat girls,” or upper-decking the toilet at a fancy establishment?

Here’s the list from the Pi Kappa Alpha chapter at Columbia University:

checklist

I’d like to bring attention to a few items:

1 copy of tentacle-port video (Hentai or live-action): 5 points

Apparently, tentacle porn is intercourse between an octopus or squid and a female, like the human kind, and it’s usually nonconsensual. It’s squid rape, basically. And it’s disturbing enough that something of this nature actually exists (it does, I looked it up), but the “live-action” option really throws me off. Sick, sick people.

Matt Wang’s glasses: 10 points

This Matt Wang guy must be a real asshole. To be the only person called out by name on this checklist — a list that features some pretty fucked up and degrading shit — he’s got to be biggest square in New York. This makes me really want to know more about Matt Wang. I have to know if he’s as big of a knob as I imagine he is. And if I should continue hating Matt Wang as I’m starting to right now. That four-eyed freak.

Man, screw Matt Wang.

Baby Cat: 20 points

So irresponsible. Who’s gonna take care of this thing? And 20 points!? Finding a kitten is worth twice as many points as convincing fat girls to let you ride them piggy-back style…while racing…and filming it?

Upper-decking the toilet of a fancy restaurant or hotel: 5 points

Five points is simply not enough for this one. Going top deck is a flagrant violation of basic humanity. Someone’s got to fish that turd out of there, man. This is at least a 15-pointer.

Rakob’s soul: 99 points

Anyone know who/what Rakob is? I’d like a backstory here.

And finally…

Video of a pledge poonspeeding (eating pussy while wearing a swimcap and goggles): 25 points

A new sex act is revealed: poonspeeding. I wonder if Matt Wang has ever poonspeeded (poonsped?). That poonspeeding son of a bitch is going to need some corrective goggles for this.

[via Bwog]

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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