Jessa Hinton Wears A Pizza Bikini Because She Knows What America Needs

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On game day, there are only a couple things that can be used to distract men from watching the game: pizza and tits.

What if I told you that Jessa Hinton came up with a mixture of pizza and tits? Is that something that you’d be interested in? She recently posted the following video to Instagram to show off how men wished their girl would watch the game, and I would be remiss to say it isn’t one of the best inventions I’ve ever seen.


A video posted by Jessa Hinton (@jessahinton) on

Finally, a reason to actually watch the game with a girl. It’s the best of both worlds: you can have your pizza and your tits at the same time without ever needing to get off the couch. How awesome is that? Where can I invest? Someone needs to start pushing these things into production.

Bonus pics:


A photo posted by Jessa Hinton (@jessahinton) on

A photo posted by Jessa Hinton (@jessahinton) on

A photo posted by Jessa Hinton (@jessahinton) on

A photo posted by Jessa Hinton (@jessahinton) on

A photo posted by Jessa Hinton (@jessahinton) on

A photo posted by Jessa Hinton (@jessahinton) on

Image via Twitter/ @JessaHinton

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