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Please Stop Tweeting Your Furry Porn To Tony The Tiger

PSA- Please Stop Tweeting Your Furry Porn To Tony The Tiger

It has been brought to the attention of the TFM staff that a subculture of people who are enthralled with fictional anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics, colloquially known as “Furries,” have begun tweeting furry porn to the popular children’s cereal mascot, Tony the Tiger. If you see such graphic transgressions, please contact your local authorities. Do NOT send your furry porn to Tony The Tiger.

The furry porn notifications have gotten so out of hand that Tony the Tiger himself has had to log onto the popular social media site Twitter and kindly request that the furry community stop sending him steamy pictures of hot goat-on-walrus action, as well as risqué narratives depicting exactly how some Twitter users would have their way with the celebrity cartoon feline.



We repeat: if you see any furry porn being sent to Tony the Tiger, please do not sit idly by. Do the right thing and report it. Do NOT send furry porn to Tony the Tiger.

Update: Chester Cheetah, ever the impulsive fiend, has since welcomed the Furry community with open paws.


The horror.

Image via Twitter/@realtonytiger

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J Parks Caldwell

J. Parks Caldwell is a senior contributing writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He frequently blesses the rains down in Africa.

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