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Can’t hate anything Pokemon.
This is actually like a low key advertisement for their new game coming out this year. It confuses me but I’m getting that shit on my phone anyways.
Steve Holt is the Magikarp of Grandex that will never evolve.
Steve Holt swallowed an Everstone as a child.
No he took it as a suppository
Gyrados is fucking FAF.
what about sharpedo
Gyrados is the OG. Sharpedo is new money trash.
I’ve been called worse.
Sure, millions can enjoy a game that has a dogfighting-based economy full of orphans, but Michael Vick is a monster!
having a bunch of game bred dogs, I can tell you that my interest in the sport came right from Pokemon when I was younger.
for clarification I don’t fight dogs, I only buy them from folks that do and hunt pigs with them
Pokemon Emerald – FaF
It turns into a beautiful Gyrados you shallow fuck.
Yeah after having to sub him in and out for weeks to get his EXP up! Meanwhile Gary is out there slaying poon with his Charizard
Weeks? Fucking noob. Everyone knows the exp. share is clutch in this situation.
Fuck that. Drop 5 Bens on it, and grind Mt. Moon/Diglett cave for an hour, rook. Waiting til you get exp share takes too long.
Zubats are almost as annoying as a SteveHolt appearance.
Yeah well while you were out collecting 50 Pokemon to get the exp share from the aide, I was getting my Snorlax to a level 70. Get ready for the Heavy Slam, Rest, Awakening combo all day!
You fucking wankers. Everyone knows that you just stockpile Rare Candies. Those sons of bitches get you to where you want to be.
You are all a bunch of fucking geeds. The only kids still obsessed with this shit after middle school were the autistic kids
Actually your mom challenged me to a game. I won by Squirtle-ing on her Jigglypuff.
I won’t lie, this hit me right in the feels
I can’t wait til virtual reality gaming is invented. Playing Pokemon on that is going to be legendary.
As much as I hate you, that’s a nice thought
Holy shit I had a Mew one time, kept it in a case. It’s his rookie card so I may be able to fool some liberal white kid into buying it from me for like 400 dollars on Xbox live
That’s how you invest kids