Police Officer Who Burst Into Angry Kentucky GDI’s Dorm Room On Camera Fired By University

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The police officer who burst into a University of Kentucky student’s dorm after taking one of the all-time punk kid motherfuckings has been fired by the university, according to reports.

The actions of the officer were caught on video by the student after the police confronted him at his door.

After several minutes of calmly confronting the student, who trumpeted his constitutional rights with all the eloquence and zeal one would expect from an angry teenage virgin, the officer could no longer contain his frustration. He threatened to have the student expelled multiple times before he eventually entered the room and illegally searched it.

The University of Kentucky released as statement on the officer’s termination.

“After a thorough internal investigation, the officer in question has been terminated from his employment at the University of Kentucky, effective immediately,” said UK Police Chief Joe Monroe. “The officer in question had inappropriate physical contact with a student. The officer, as a result, was in violation of a number of university employment policies.”

According to UK’s housing policy, the police did have the right to enter the room, but not to search it.

Authorization to enter a student’s room under this policy does not constitute authorization to conduct a search of the room.

This is going to be a tough one to explain at future job interviews.

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Interviewer: So tell me, why did you leave your last job?

Cop: Do you have the internet?

Interviewer: It’s the year 2012, so…yes.

Cop: Shit…

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Let’s hope this guy doen’t run into his own personal kryptonite, that being shit-talking kids, at his next job, which I assume will be working graveyard shift security at a 7-11.

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Cop: Hey you punk ass kids! No skateboarding in the parking lot!

Skateboarder: Oh yeah you rent-a-cop pussy? Ima dip my balls on your chin.

(*Pulls out Maglite, has rage blackout, awakes standing over three badly beaten teenagers*)

Cop: Dammit. I better hand in my badge and flashlight.

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    topoftheline

    Good. That cop deserved to be fired. Nobody should be able to force their way into and search someone’s personal residence, GDI or not. Maybe this guy will take a look at the Bill of Rights now that he’s unemployed and probably has a load of free time on his hands…

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    The Fratastrophy

    Damn, he didn’t even get a chance to break his jaw with a flashlight or Taze him to win the office “Taze Pool 2012″ which I hear is common for university cops

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    FratternoonDelight

    I don’t give a fuck. FUCK THE COPS. This shit was funny. Give him a bid. There’s nothing here that a pledgeship can’t fix…just make sure to hide his ass when the cops show up.

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