Polish Chick Won’t Stop Until She Bangs 100,000 Dudes

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You know that one girl that hangs around the house all the time? She “gets around,” to put it kindly. Well, I’ve always wondered what makes girls be like that. Is it daddy issues? A desperate desire for attention?

I’m not a psychologist, as I had a real major, so I’m not going to pretend like I can read minds or anything. The thing is, whatever inspires a girl to get railed out by multiple guys in the same house isn’t purely an American trend. It happens overseas, too, and like most foreign things, it’s even weirder over there.

Ania Lisewska, 21, wants to be the world’s biggest skank, and I say that in the most respectful manner possible, as I am a gentleman. The woman, from Warsaw, Poland, wants to travel to each city in the world in order to have sexual intercourse with a minimum of 100,000 dudes for twenty minutes each.

Nothing wrong with having a goal in life, right? Realistically speaking, though, this chick is out of her damn mind. Think about it.

Not even taking the having sex with 100,000 guys part into consideration, who the hell can visit every city in the world? There are a veritable shit ton of cities in the world, lady. Are you high?

Let’s pretend, just for shits and giggles, that the problem of hitting every city on earth is not an issue and say Ms. Lisewska actually does manage to travel to every city in the world. How is she possibly going to have sex with 100,000 men? Well, she’s already gotten a bit of a head start. Her current body count is 284. Also, on a slightly related note, she has a steady boyfriend, who I’m going to say we can safely assume is one of those 284.

As you’d expect, he’s not too happy with his girlfriend’s weird, nymphomaniac hobby, but according to him, he’s “come to terms” with it.

All this aside, is the feat actually possible? It’d take nearly four years to have sex with 100,000 people for 20 minutes each, non-stop. That’s not factoring in any breaks, sleep, hygiene (which you’d definitely want), or meals. 24 hours a day for nearly four years doesn’t seem feasible, Ms. Lisewska. I’m terribly sorry.

Interested in being one of her partners? You may be in luck. She could be coming to a place near you.

“I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men,” she said, according to the Austrian Times. “In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill.”

Nah, you’re none of those things.

[via Huffington Post]

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BlutarskyTFM (@BlutoGrandex) is a contributing writer for Total Frat Move and Post Grad Problems, the self-appointed Senior Military Analyst for TFM News, founder of the #YesAllMenWhoWearHawaiianShirts Movement, and, on an unrelated note, a huge fan of buffets. While by no means an athletic man, he was the four-square champion of his elementary school in 1997. When not writing poorly organized columns or cracking stupid, inappropriate jokes on Twitter, Bluto pretends to be well-read, finds excuses not to exercise, and actually has a real job.

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