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Porn Star Has Come Up With The Greatest Way To Thank Veterans

Porn Star Has Come Up With The Greatest Way To Thank Veterans

Last year, I wrote an article on Veterans Day and how it is more than a simple “thank you.” When it comes to Veterans Day, people around the country are celebrating and remembering the greatest form of selfless citizenship from past soldiers. Whether that be telling a vet thank you, shaking their hand, buying them a drink, or giving them a free meal, it’s awesome to see people come together in support of them.

However, I have come across one way of thanking the vets that takes the cake. It comes from a porn star who goes by the name of Jenny Jizz (may not be her birth name). How is Ms. Jizz taking care of the brave men who have served our country today? Maybe releasing a new porno with a military theme? Nope, guess again. How about free blow jobs? Bingo.

Thanks to Orlando’s Sausage Castle and the owner, Mike Busey, vets will be able to relieve themselves with Jenny.

From Broadly:

If enough people show up on time to his event, Busey says, he’ll take them to Medieval Times, a touristy “dinner and entertainment” experience in Central Florida. He will feed them, get them drunk, and take them back to the Sausage Castle, where “for the grand finale, this lady that refers to herself as Jenny Jizz is going to take care of their sexual desires.”

In an interview, Jizz tells Broadly she will blow as many veterans as show up.

The dinner at Medieval Times is a nice touch. Nothing gets a man in the mood quicker than drinking beer and devouring turkey legs. I can assure Mr. Busey that enough people will show up on time for this event. Hell, he might even have to turn this event into multiple days to accommodate all the dudes trying to get some no-strings-attached sex.

Thanks to all our veterans out there.

[via Broadly]

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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