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Porn Stars Share Which Republican Candidate They’d Like To Bang

“That Jeb Bush, he is tasty.”

If you were sitting in a room full of porn stars and had the opportunity to ask them one question, what would it be?

If you just answered: “Which Republican candidate would you most like to fuck?” you’re in luck. Someone asked a group of porn stars which of the 16 Republican candidates they’d be interested in visiting Pound Town with, and some of these answers might just surprise you.

Chris Christie isn’t getting a lot of love here, but Donald Trump sure is. That one chick thinks the powerful Trumpster would fuck her in a prestigious place like a nice hotel or the back of a…Lamborghini? I didn’t know fucking in the back of a car was desirable by any means, but that’s why you have to watch these videos — so you can learn.

My favorite quote is from the porn star who says fucking Marco Rubio is the best option because he is the least “visibly offensive.” That’s fucking ice cold from a girl whose gap between her front teeth is so wide Chris Christie could ice skate through it. I’m surprised Rick Perry didn’t get as much love as Donald Trump, but now you see what money can buy you in this world.

Side note: I had no idea Rick Santorum was even in the race before this video. You learn something new from porn stars every day.

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