PornHub Confirms We Are All Perverts On Halloween

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Halloween, better known as “Men’s Valentine’s Day” is tonight, and many of us are excitedly getting our likely-offensive costumes together. As we eagerly await the feigned outrage from social justice warriors who will arrive in the morning, people across the country are committing spermicide to some weird shit. This should come as no surprise, considering Halloween is almost entirely centered around getting drunk with chicks dressed up like cast members from Naughty Nurses 6.

PornHub has teamed up with to see what kind of absurd shit people are using to fish with their zipper trout. They analyzed the most popular search terms leading up to Halloween, and laid it all out for us in these charming little graphs:

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In a nutshell, people really like Halloween porn. Halloween-specific searches spiked over 2000% during and leading up to the festivities surrounding All Hallow’s Eve.

The most alarming statistic in these graphs? People actually prefer zombie porn to cheerleaders and schoolgirls. In their defense, I’d probably bang a zombified Maggie Greene.

[via Pornhub Insights]

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