Pornhub Settles The Age-Old Debate: Tits Or Ass?

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Jordan versus LeBron, Peyton versus Brady, North versus South, tits versus ass. These are all topics that can cause even the best of friends to come to blows. I once saw two pledge brothers drunkenly fight over which is better: a nice set of tits or a perfectly round, firm ass. The ass man won the fight, deservedly so. A great rump trumps a nice rack every day of the week.

Pornhub and YouPorn decided to end the discussion once and for all. The statisticians (How does one get that job? It sounds awesome.) over at the two sites teamed up and researched which part of the body was the most popular and where it was most popular. Since I don’t care about the rest of the world and other people’s views on this debate, let’s just look at how Americans view ass or tits:

Pornhub Settles The Age Old Debate: Tits Or Ass?

Just like the recent midterm elections, there is a lot of red in that map. Give or take a few states that really don’t even matter, America is an ass country. Can you blame ’em?

America has spoken and we are in agreement that you should marry the ass and buy the tits. Shut it down and go home–this debate is over.

[via Pornhub]

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