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I hate when you’re playing Madden, and throw a bullet over the middle and some bitch ass linebacker comes out of now where and swats the ball out of the air. I fucking hate that shit.
Truly is bullshit. I hate how tequila makes me angry and overly aggressive for no reason and always causes me to piss myself.
I hate it when you take a piss after sex and the stream splits for a second and misses the toilet.
I hate when, I drink Whiskey and then somebody takes off my pants. Then, proceeds to shit in them and put them back on me.
I hate when she manages to work the duct tape off of her mouth and i have to stop the car and switch to the ball gag. So inconvenient.
Doesn’t matter had sex.
Where have you been all this time?
Well, it appears that Jimmy isn’t intelligent enough to say “Sorry, you just gave me a blow job, and I feel like it’s gross to kiss afterwards. Go rinse your mouth please.”. He also has a speech impediment. Jimmy must be a retard and thus must be a PIKE. That is all.
Haywood must be new here.
Hey guys, just thought I’d sign in to say that Haywood is a complete and utter jugaloon. Have a nice day ya’ll!
^ You boys would know all about One Direction.
The fucking Sig Chi would be the one to not know the difference. I’m a Proud as Fuck Brother of Pi Kapp. And I’m offended you’d think Pi Kappa Almost is the same as Pi Kappa Phi. Fuck you, constantine, your seven lights of virtue, and your pledge educator because obviously he was just as brain dead as you are. In Hoc mah balls. ODH.
Haywood probably thinks Principal Cutler should’ve just fired Kenny Powers when he went on the Jeff Davis Middle School intercom and gave this famous speech:
^There was one direction to take with this one and he took it. Approve
Haywood, if you are indeed a fraternity man, how in the holy fuck could you think Pike is the same as PiKapp? Please explain
^ President of Pi Kapp at my school (in the South) is a fat, gay, black man. So yeah, there’s that. Needless to say, our pledge educator didn’t find it too important to lecture us on your excuse for a fraternity. Haywood may be an idiot, but you’re worse – and while we’re at it, pistos kai philios. See? I can Google too.
Haywood must be in high school or living under a rock. How long ago did we establish that Jimmy is a Pi Kapp.
^ no idea where that came from, but funny as shit
^^^ I’m right and a fucking idiot at the same time?? ^ No.
He doesn’t know the difference between PIKE and Pi Kapps? Sounds like a high schooler to me.
I don’t think Haywood will be around here too much longer. Fucking loser
Sounds like Haywoods idea of a funny video would be a real hit…
^ SigChi is basically high school bro.
Honestly for some reason I feel bad, I’d like to apologize. Fuck… I think I’m getting too old for this website and my fraternity.
He is a PiKapp you fucking idiot.
Haywood, PiKapp is different than PIKE. Now get on your bows and toes till I say, pledge.
^^^ Dead wrong son. And to all the haters I’m not in HighSchool… In hoc brothers.
This would be where the Flaming Dragon comes in handy.
“We’ll never have this problem again.” TBM
Where the fuck is the ask the intern that you promised you dick-kissing pole jumper
No shit you fucking knob polishing dick tuggers!!
This was funny.
I laughed at the tooth brush. But serious question, why do girls always want to kiss after swallowing a load?
Because you don’t kick them out of the bed soon enough.