Best dressed in the drunk tank. TFM.
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Best dressed in a Cancun emergency room. TMeTwoWeeksAgoM.
Getting poked in the asshole by other well dressed gentlemen in the drunk tank. It’s a Con Move but could be fratty if one did poke a guy in the ass without looking him in the eyes. It’s gay. I know.
It’s only gay if you come
It’s only gay if you swallow or touch tips.
It’s definitely not gay if you beat him up afterwards.
It’s not gay if you leave the lights on.
Cum* TFTC though
It’s only gay if your balls touch. Fact.
^ It’s not gay if there is a female cop watching.
It’s not gay if you’re just kidding after.
It’s not gay if you’re just doing it to fit in.
We would fucking hope so.
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lol bro this is 2 funnie haha :p !!! lol doods u guys might kno my older bro sasha lol bros #sashateam he says hi !!!! anyways #friends ill cya #l8r byeee -ian
Ian, don’t kill yourself. You have too much to live for! Americafuckyeah must not know how awesome your older brother was. #friends #sasha #dearbuttseeyousoonlovepee
^ lol thx #friend sasha always told me how nice u guys r !!!!! and ^^ lol bro y u hav 2 b mean to me bro ?!?!?!? im just on this interwebsite totalfraternitymove.com trying to make #friends lol bro go kill urself haha jk dood thats mean !!! alritely bro l8r dood byeee -ian
^ Nah fuck that this fucker was shit talkin me on another post. You’ll never be as cool and frat as your older brother. He probably thinks your a pussy. #sashateamforever #fuckIan
^ fuck you and fuck Ian.
^ Yeah, all that.
Having to go to the drunk tank NF. Getting the arresting officer to believe you are a professional and letting you go TFM.