Princeton Review Names the Top Ten Least Studious Universities

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The Princeton Review, arbitrary ranker of all things useless, has named their top ten least studious universities in the country and the list has a distinctly southern flavor. That flavor, in case you’re wondering, has a sort of smoky, papery aftertaste, as it was crafted over the flames of burning books.

Coming in at number one is the University of Alabama, ranked atop the polls in both football and apparently illiteracy as well. But to be fair, the Alabama students want to read, Nick Saban just won’t let them. Why? I don’t know, because he’s a dick? Also making an appearance is Ole Miss, a school that is not good at football, so what the fuck’s your excuse? Just kidding, I’d never leave the Grove either.

There are a few random appearances on the list as well, like the University of North Dakota. I guess their inclusion is understandable. I mean, why study when North Dakota has all that wonderful nothing to offer? The City University of New York – Baruch College, is also on the list. I literally know nothing about this school. Not only do I know nothing about this school, but I do not care to know anything about it, so I’ll just make a sweeping generalization about how the hipsters there are shunning their studies because college diplomas are so 90’s (they really are though).

The full list below:

1. University of Alabama
2. University of North Dakota
3. West Virginia University
4. City University of New York- Baruch College
5. University of Mississippi
6. University of Maryland – College Park
7. Florida State University
8. University of Iowa
9. James Madison University
10. University of Alabama – Birmingham




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    Henry Reardon

    If I’m not mistaken, we’re all still American and that trumps the North/South argument 100% of the time. Buy Reardon Metal

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    No surprise here.

    Texas is the only place in the South where you can get an Ivy League-level education while still constantly getting absolutely shitfaced.

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      Ivy League-level education? You serious, Clark? UT isn’t even top 40 on US News’ rankings. I didn’t realize that many schools could be considered Ivy League-level.

      Unless you meant Rice, but then your ‘shitfaced’ comment doesn’t really apply.

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    If all you carpetbaggers hate the South and SEC so much, then keep your yankee asses up north, hands off our women, and asses off our beaches. And yall wonder why we say “If the South woulda won we woulda had it made”.

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      Brooks brothers, polo, vineyard vines. All northern brands and all older than southern tide or whatever joke you can come up with. so there goes youre shorts above the knees argument. New York also had a Republican governor a little more than 10 years ago. New Jersey does now… New England has given ab lot to the republican party over the years too. Heard of the Bushes? W moved to Texas as a kid sure, but he still went to andover and yale. And his father? and Prescott? Or let’s talk education… Exeter, Choate, Andover, St. Pauls, Hotchkiss, Milton and how many more. Get the fuck out of here. I fucking love the South but the North contributes too.

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    • -1

      ^Lets be realistic. Watch how big of a superpower we will be if fucktard Obama gets relected by all our friends up north and all the piece of shit democrats all over. I love Dixie and it would be alot better without these yankee fucks off of jersey shore, wanting gays to be married, ObamaCare, Affermative blaction, and not to mention not owning a pair of shorts that doesnt cover their kneecap coming down and fucking up with quality, God-fearing Christian folks have worked hard for centuries to establish. If they wanna live that way fine, but i dont like it when it effects me and others who want no part of all that hoopla.

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      do you guys understand the stupidity of your arguements. You are debating something that was an issue so long ago that noone alive even remembers someone who knew someone who went through that era. The south and the north are co-dependent on each other as well as every other geographical region in the US. And to respon to better than you, if the south would have won the united states would have become a mainly agricultural based nation and there is no way in hell we could have become the superpower we are today. You are a tard

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      bubba shrimp

      better_than_you – Have you ever heard of Romneycare? Okay I didn’t think you had. Now go look it up and then tell me why you even mentioned Obamacare in your stupid rant.

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    • -2

      Try taking back this country without the South’s electoral votes. Try being a little more grateful you gutless yankee queers.

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    “Alabama students want to read, Nick Saban just won’t let them.” Is that a Nazi Germany reference intended to compare Hitler to Nick Saban Bacon? I also caught a “burning books” comment in there too. If so it was nicely done.

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