Full disclosure number one: I watched “Frozen” over the weekend. The lady friend hadn’t seen it yet and I owed it to her, so we watched it. Full disclosure number two: “It ain’t bad.” That little snowman dude slayed me. Just owned the movie.
During the flick, I was sitting there thinking Queen Elsa sure was an attractive cartoon, even with those enormous eyes. I began wondering what she would look like in real, human form. Now I know. She’d look exactly like 18-year-old Anna Faith. Anna is Queen Elsa’s real life doppelgänger, and she’s a 10.
UPDATE: We’re basically a couple now.
— Roger Dorn (@RogerJDorn) June 20, 2014