Fuck rejections. TFM.
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Fucking dumbass. If you’re on eHarmony, your dick has probably never been inside a girl.
I’m sure with an answer like “my dick” he was creating a serious account
Going on eharmony to find slams. TFM. Going to my moms book club to find slams. RFM.
Seriously. These re-posts are annoying.
Found your mom on it after she took all your dad’s possessions in the divorce.
This is old and fake, fuck you.
Needing to resort to online dating to get fucked…and failing TFM?
This should be on fail Friday.