The fine gentlemen at the Emerson College chapter of Phi Alpha Tau reached out to the kind, giving folks of the typically seedy internet, asking for donations to complete their fraternity brother’s gender reassignment surgery. After seeking only $4,800 to provide Donnie Collins the surgery, at this point they have amazingly raised $17,590, crushing their original goal. Bravo, gentlemen. That’s quite an honorable accomplishment.
The forty-eight hundo was for a breast removal, but with all this extra flow, they can easily hook Donnie up with all kinds of cool new shit on his body — maybe some chest hair, a chiseled jaw line, a faux adam’s apple, a fly set of pectorals, a nice looking hangdown, and a bomb ass set of testicles.
Just spit-balling here, guys. These are just some things to consider is all. If you’re gonna do this thing, do it right. Go big or go home and make this dude a lady killer.
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