Ranking NFL QB’s by their Slams

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Dear NFL gunslingers being paid millions of dollars just to throw the rock around: there are not NEARLY enough pictures of your wives in bikinis readily available to the public. Make this happen.

32. Matt Ryan- Sarah Ryan (Married)

31. Matt Hasselbeck- Sarah Hasselbeck (Married)

30. Michael Vick- Kijafa Vick (Married)

29. Josh Skelton (Single)

28. Josh Freeman (Single)

27. Cam Newton (Single)

26. Robert Griffin III- Rebecca Liddicoat (Engaged)

25. Peyton Manning- Ashley Manning (Married)

24. Blaine Gabbert- Bekah Mills (Dating)

23. Ryan Fitzpatrick- Liza Barber (Married)

22. Carson Palmer- Shaelyn Palmer (Married)

21. Drew Brees- Brittany Brees (Married)

20. Phillip Rivers- Tiffany Rivers (Married)

19. Matt Cassel- Lauren Killian (Married)

18. Brandon Weeden- Melanie Weeden (Married)

17. Mark Sanchez- Eva Longoria (Dating)

16. Andrew Luck- Nicole Pechanec (Dating)

15. Ben Roethlisberger- Ashley Roesthlisberger (Married)

14. Tom Brady- Gisele Bundchen (Married)

13. Sam Bradford- Karlie Kloss (Dating)

12. Tony Romo- Candice Crawford (Married)

11. Russell Wilson and Ashton Wilson (Married)

10. Eli Manning- Abby McGrew Manning (Married)

9. Joe Flacco- Dana Flacco (Married)

8. Matt Schaub- Laurie Schaub (Married)

7. Aaron Rodgers- Destiny Newton (Dating)

6. Alex Smith- Elizabeth Smith (Married)

5. Christian Ponder- Samantha Steele (Dating)

4. Jay Cutler- Krisitin Cavallari (Engaged)

3. Lauren Tannehill’s Husband- Lauren Tannehill (Married)

2. Matthew Stafford- Kelly Hall (Dating)

1. Andy Dalton- Jordan Dalton (Married)

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  1. Real Clayton Bigsby

    WHERE THE FUCK IS FAIL FRIDAY. MY BOSS IS OUT OF THE OFFICE AND IM FUCKING BORED AS SHIT BECAUSE I FINISHED EVERYTHING FOR THE WEEK AND NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO LOOK AT. POST THAT SHIT MADARFUCKAHS

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  2. Kandinsky

    I agree with Tom Brady being ranked where he is. Gisele kinda looks like a man, she’s had a few kids and she is in her 30s.

    PS- Matt Stafford is FaF

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