Real Person Named Bud Weisser Arrested For Burglary And Having Stupid Hair

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Nice Move

When all of life’s cards are stacked against you because your parents gave you a name like Bud Weisser, landing in a St. Louis clink on petty burglary charges is basically expected. All part of growing up as Bud Weisser. Weisser, 18, was arrested after knocking off an Exxon convenience store.

How very St. Louis of this kid’s parents to give him a name like Bud Weisser. And how very Bud Weisser of him to rock this stupid haircut.


“Hey, keep an eye on that kid in aisle two with the stupid hair. He looks like trouble. Probably has a stupid name, too.”

From FOX 2 now:

Police say Bud Weisser, 18, snuck into the Exxon gas station in the 900 block of Lemay Ferry road on August 21st 2014 at 4:30am. An officer on patrol saw a man climbing out of a shattered window in the convenience store. Police say they chased the suspect but he escaped.

Weisser was charged with second degree burglary and having stupid hair, a class C felony that carries a maximum penalty of “7 years in prison, one year in jail, and a fine up to $5,000.”

[via FOX 2 now]

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