Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 10

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Either he has zero grasp of anatomy or he is a sly womanizer.


D’awwwww! Sa cute.


I like when women are the ones dishing out the lines. Gives me hope that maybe someday, a girl will message me first.


The waiting game pays off.


Not a lot of things make me want to throw poop at a wall, but the fact that I didn’t think of this line first sure does.


I bet he’s gonna fap when he sees the blurry watercolor I turned her photos into in this picture.


That’s how I like both of those things, too.


I would.


Cherry, you minx!


Is there any force to do that with other than gusting? No, there’s not.


That sounds like a great first date.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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