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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 101

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

agata

Agata seems like she’d be fun at parties.

amber

Like the crops on his farm, so too will their love grow.

anjelica

ZING!!!

bambi

She probably uses this response approximately 500 times a day.

brooke

*Clicks Staples button* That was easy!

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

christine

So you’re saying you’re a liar?

dora

Cum on (my face), vamanos!

ginny

That’s probably it.

joe

Top 8 strongest Tinder opening conversations ever.

lindsey

That’s one way to cure boredom.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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