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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 102

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

cameron

That picture gets me every time.

destiny

#NAMEGAGS2016

elsa

Bitches love Frozen.

fabiola

Legendary. A nice change of pace from the areola name gag I was expecting.

forreste

WHERE ARE YOU FORRESTE?! HE’S BEEN WAITING FOR 56 MINUTES!

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

frida

It’s just that easy.

hailie

At least one of those options should appeal to her. And if it’s the second one, he should run.

iris

We can all agree this is her fault for being on Tinder while in a relationship.

jori

#NAMEGAGS2016

kaitlyn

This pickup line is almost as political as last night’s ESPYS.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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