Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
That picture gets me every time.
Bitches love Frozen.
Legendary. A nice change of pace from the areola name gag I was expecting.
WHERE ARE YOU FORRESTE?! HE’S BEEN WAITING FOR 56 MINUTES!
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
It’s just that easy.
At least one of those options should appeal to her. And if it’s the second one, he should run.
We can all agree this is her fault for being on Tinder while in a relationship.
This pickup line is almost as political as last night’s ESPYS.