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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 103

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

hope

#NAMEGAGS2016

ireland

He’s going to leave his penis in her forever. That’s true love.

amandaa

Yeah, bitch!

annie

#RealChicksDigSmallDicks

ayelet

#NAMEGAGS2016

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

ben

Really? Girls usually love when you play with their hair.

colleen

At least he’s honest.

danny

I’m happy that’s a reaction people have.

diana

#NAMEGAGS2016

john

He takes rejection well.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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