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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 104

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

argentina

I’m praying for you, Argentina.

miranda

Get your prude ass off Tinder, you protestant bitch.

han

She should’ve said “Hans down.” C’mon, Han. Either way, it looks like Han won’t be solo for long!

brianesha

Always look on the bright side of life.

hope

#NAMEGAGS2016

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

nicole

The double standard ends here.

aline

A valid question. #NAMEGAGS2016

liberty

Give me Liberty, and give me head.

amanda

21st century campaigning.

ashley

I think they’re on the same page.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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