Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 104

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.


I’m praying for you, Argentina.


Get your prude ass off Tinder, you protestant bitch.


She should’ve said “Hans down.” C’mon, Han. Either way, it looks like Han won’t be solo for long!


Always look on the bright side of life.



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The double standard ends here.


A valid question. #NAMEGAGS2016


Give me Liberty, and give me head.


21st century campaigning.


I think they’re on the same page.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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