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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 105

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

elizabeth

ZING!

caitlin

EVEN BIGGER ZINGER!

jordan

This is an important question.

morgan

Lock her down NOW.

colin

Yes ma’am.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

erin

He should get a more reliable service provider.

alyssa

That was easy.

celia

He’s a modern day Father Teresa.

hannah

A very unique #NAMEGAGS2016

abby

#BUTTSTUFF2016

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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