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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 106

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

baylee

If she thinks clever is spelled “cleaver,” she is clearly not very cleaver.

birdie

Girls appreciate honesty. I read it in Cosmo.

latonya

Hopping in his car to go tongue your fart box.

lauren

I had no idea where he was going with this, and then, out of nowhere, even I wanted to bang him.

nicole

Good one, Young Money.

reagan

“But what’s your stance on abortion?”

rio

#NAMEGAGS2016

briana

In case it wasn’t already abundantly clear.

brianna

The fact that she has no photo makes this arguably the weirdest exchange in the history of Tinder.

stephanie

Score one for our boy.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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