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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 107

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

maud

By definition, yes.

alexis

He already does 2 of those things, so adding in the third shouldn’t be that hard.

alie

#NAMEGAGS2016

allegra

“Allegra, want this D?” would’ve been superior.

amy

Tinder, but for serial killers to select their next victims.

caitlin

If she’s not down with that, that’s a hard unmatch.

calin

Is he going to break her leg? I don’t get it.

dora

#NAMEGAGS2016

emily

I’d be surprised if he wasn’t hammered; he’s on Tinder.

eric

It’d be even better!

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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