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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 108

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

maya

Nope.

melyn

That’s the commitment to the name gag that you love to see. #NAMEGAGS2016

tessa

Is that all it takes these days?

grace

Too many girls are kink shaming these days. It’s refreshing to see girls like Grace exist.

isabelle

This isn’t Izzy’s first rodeo, you fuckin’ noob.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

logan

When you notice it…

sara

Classic playground move.

sherry

Our first Tinder Social line! What a milestone.

evan

Originality is key.

kiki

GOT ‘ER!

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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