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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 109

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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I’m going to guess not, but you never know.

tiff

A very important question to ask every marketing major you ever match with.

court

Hey, thanks for using the TFM app (which you can download here)! In unrelated news, did you guys know I’m an ad?

arianna

I’m pretty sure that’s not what he’s trying to do, and also that your answer is exactly what he wanted to hear.

autumn

Welcome to Tinder, Autumn.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

addy

Damn, Addy, really amping up the heat there with that one.

mada

Welp, looks like I’m a Keith Richards truther now.

alex

This guy makes a lot of promises, sure, but can he keep them?

faith

#NAMEGAGS2016

makenzie

Good one, dude. Real slick.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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