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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 11

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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brennan

How is he going to start his collection if he gives all 7 away???

cousin

That’s love.

delisa

If you don’t want him to bring his boy, don’t tell him how much space there will be.

emily

It’d be only fair.

jasmine copy

You know she’s green with a red ass right now.

jasmine

#BUTTSTUFF2014

nicole copy

Aaaand we have a new creepiest submission of all time.

nicole

She just ignores it.

nikita

He’s really pressing his luck.

taylor

It definitely wouldn’t.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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