Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 110

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Nice Move

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

taylor

He’s not a monkey, you fuckin’ imbecile. He’s an ape. Get it right.

johnny

Very questionable save by our boy Johnny. Feel like he could’ve come up with something better.

elley

Well played, sir.

maddie

Maybe.

makenzie

Another good opener: “Free Palestine!”

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

nhi

BOOOOOOOOOO!

aubrey

This guy’s got a way with words and maybe butthole.

mikayla

What in the ever-living fuck?

hannah

If he doesn’t have heavy whipping cream and a whisk on hand, then I think I see what he’s getting at.

mary-louise

#ButtholesMatter

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