Columns

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 110

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

taylor

He’s not a monkey, you fuckin’ imbecile. He’s an ape. Get it right.

johnny

Very questionable save by our boy Johnny. Feel like he could’ve come up with something better.

elley

Well played, sir.

maddie

Maybe.

makenzie

Another good opener: “Free Palestine!”

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

nhi

BOOOOOOOOOO!

aubrey

This guy’s got a way with words and maybe butthole.

mikayla

What in the ever-living fuck?

hannah

If he doesn’t have heavy whipping cream and a whisk on hand, then I think I see what he’s getting at.

mary-louise

#ButtholesMatter

Email this to a friend

Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

21 Comments You must log in to comment, or create an account
Show Comments

For More Photos and Content

Latest podcasts

Download Our App

Take TFM with you. Get

New Stories

Load More