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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 111

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

allido

Major key.

clara

Clara, how are you not getting this?

emily

Yup, and it was a hot ending for Stephen.

ash

The bitchiest bot of all time.

kait

I’ll respond for him: He’s in.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

america

Pretty insulting thing to say, really.

jocelyn

Is it because they were saggy balls? Because he can jump in the pool quick if you’d like.

kendall

can i pet him

person

This chick is an awful person.

tricia

This is one of the best lines I’ve received in a while.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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