Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 111

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.


Major key.


Clara, how are you not getting this?


Yup, and it was a hot ending for Stephen.


The bitchiest bot of all time.


I’ll respond for him: He’s in.

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Pretty insulting thing to say, really.


Is it because they were saggy balls? Because he can jump in the pool quick if you’d like.


can i pet him


This chick is an awful person.


This is one of the best lines I’ve received in a while.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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