Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 112

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Nice Move

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

shelby

“Shelby sitting on my face when she cums,” your new favorite folk song lyric.

olive

This question was asked of me during my TFM job interview.

paris

Shouldn’t have said that it was a lie, dude. I think you had her going there.

dee

L, is for the way you look at me…

apoorva

The classic “absence of a no is a yes” assumption. That never got ANYBODY in trouble!

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brennan

Step Brothers quotes, the pinnacle of millennial comedy.

estee

A rare case where the double entendre makes the line less likely to work.

bailey

Should’ve been playing Fratty Bird, fam.

helen

That the best you got? Lame.

mallory

This is the #1 best thing that can possibly happen when you go on Tinder

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