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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 113

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

dane

Ouch.

danielle

What a fuckin’ response.

drema

#NAMEGAGS2016

sara

I don’t think she’s coming thru.

adrianna

HOW DO LINES LIKE THIS WORK???

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

hareem

Joke’s over, man.

horacio

He knows what girls want.

justin

Jesus, dude…

kennedy

#NAMEGAGS2016

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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